You know your from the country when......

You know your from the country when.....

1Your idea of a traffic jam is waiting to get onto Highway #2 at the Shell station.

2You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

3You measure distance in hours, Like 2.5 hours to The Tri-Cities.

4To you, south doesn't mean Florida.

5You know people who have hit deer, moose, or cattle

6Your school classes were cancelled because of the cold, but only when it was -40 or colder, and the schools boiler ran out of coal.

7you have meat at every dinner

8You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."

9All the festivals in the area are named after fruits, vegetables,or grain

10You install security lights on your house but leave it unlocked

11You know what "Cow Tipping", and "Garden Raiding" are

12You only own 4 spices salt, pepper, ketchup and Cheese Whiz

13You think everyone from a bigger city is stuck up.

14You get a little claustrophobic when you're in a "big city" you come home and tell the hole town, "their traffic is just awful, you wouldn't believe it."

15your bathroom is 50ft from the house

16you cook on a wood burning stove

17you make homemade "moonshine"

18your doctor told you that you were technologicly challenged

So to all my fellow countrians thank you for speaking weirdly and being so hilarious.

Marching Band 09

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Ok, Im in marching band now and i love it!!! it has its ups and down but so does everything else. i am in the pit which is the xylo phones, marumbas, rack, the bass drum and gong, the vibes, synthisizer, and what i play the bells!!! Our theme is the wizard of oz!! we have a dorthy(color guard), a scarecrow(melephone), a tin man(trumpet) and a cowardly lion(tuba or suzaphone).Following our theme we also have coldplay songs like viva la vida,yellow, and fix you. This saturday(october31 2009) we will be going to reionals, then the next saturday is state!!!!! im soooo excited! I think we have a good chance of winning state or at least getting 2nd but i probly will cry if we dont go to state and that will REALLY surprise everyone. Following the bells i play the base drum, gong and the viberslap(if you dont know what that is LOOK IT UP!!) The best part of band is the part of awards when were all in 2 lines or in the bleachers the crowd is dead silent you could hear a pen drop a mile away...................."1st place............grand Champion............winner of state.......IS..........MECER COUNTY!" Detail aten hut! HUT!" That hut, knowing you won knowing you did your job and left it all on the feild is the best feeling you could ever have. Or the bus ride to and from the competition! And our assitant band directer said if we win state she will get a tattoo of somesort!!!!!!
At state we were stunned when we stepped (or in my case rode) on the field our minds turned to smush. the lights were so bright and there were like 50 million people there!!!!! we had our best performance of the year!!!! we were so excited we felt that we had it in the bag. we felt wonderful we walked on the field with smile and gitter bugs in our stomachs. we lined up and got butterflys when they called 1A got tired at 2A, at 3A we got uneasy and when they called 4A i FREAKED OUT!!!! i got so scared and straightened up and actually felt tall for the first time! but when they said 4th place goes to.........................MERCER COUNTY!!!!!!!!!!!! i looked at each one of my pit members one at a time and watched them cry and i of course had to come out and cry two. Not just a tear rollen down my cheak, a cry that hurts your lungs and your heart as if someone stabbed u with a knife. 3rd place South Oldham 2nd Grant County and 1st of course our biggest rival Madisonville :( we had a 92 and a 87 the highest of all classes and the lowest. When my band directer put that yellow medal around my neck i was tore apart. But for my first year of marching band 4th place in state is pretty good. For more information on our scores and our achievments go to kybands.com

Daddys back

My dad also has a blog called thethirdway.blogspot.com. My dad has recently had back surgery on his herniated disk. My dad thinks that his waterbed "making it worse" in addition to my moms hip problems. So after my dad had his surgery he has been sleeping in my pink,(i hate pink,my room is not pink it's pepto bisma pink-theres a difference) bubblegum,monkey,purple,brown,girly room.
"uh,u told on me."
"Duh, what else could i possibly do on this computer?"
"Well,u weren't supposed to tell on your blog!"
"You'll get over it."
"But now all my friends know"
"Stop whining!"
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4-H Teen Sumit

On Saturday march 8,2009 i went to j-bez kentucky. There i was considered and talked to like a teenager. I was in a dorm room with my 3 other friends, tori,jenna, and shawnee. About 10 miutes after we settled in, the room was a mess! Candy wrappers and coke bottles everywere. If there was a 100,000 dollar prize for every piece of trash we found, We'd be richer than the richest person on earth.

At 8:00 the first night we were already tired. We had a guest speaker who gets payed to talk to teens.he talked about the way boys can carry all their stuff in a walmart bag for the weekend an girls bring BAGZZZZZZ!! He also talked about this.....

"hey" Susie sayed as she approched josh after the game.

"oh,you came! I didn't see you in section D row 13 2nd person to the right."

The only thing on that girls mind is "ewwww, you need to take a shower." But don't say that...It'll crush our little hearts.

The only thing a guy is thinking or saying is" You puurty."

At 10:00pm we had ice cream

At the teen sumit i took 4 workshops.

*"get up and move"

*"naure and hiking"

*"Archery"

*"the spa"

The night before me and my friends stayed up all night fighting till 5:45 in the morning! Dana our camp leader came and said "go...2 sleep...now!" In a deep tone.

The next day the get up and move class helped me stay awake. I was with shawnee and we were line dancing. Our fav thing 2 do.

In nature and hiking we got to go inside a cave and i didn't notice but we had to go up hill the whole way back to the cafeteria.

Archery wasn't as much fun as it is at 4-H camp.We had to wear arm guards. I've never used one before and prefer not to.

The spa was amazing.it was all dark and we had hot water with epsin salt in it. We had refreshments and a toast at the end. We also got to do each others nails and get a foot massage.

Not dennis the menis edgar the mennis

Recently i added a new member to my family, edgar. A sweet little dog who eats his own poop and has ears bigger than an elephant.

What? Hey who wrote that?

edgar? sweet? yes he eats poop and yes his ears are bigger than an elephant. Sweet is not something to discribe him by.

Notice by the big dogs paw there is a chewed up pencil
edgar
The gigantor bone
edgar
Orange thing in the back ground
brought to me by edgar

Edgar is
Mean
LEan
POOp eating machine

Christmas Time!!!!!!

Usually people would think of christmas as presents and christmas trees. But the real definition of christmas isn't about presents or lights or christmas trees.Christmas is an annual holiday celebrated on December 25 that commemorates the birth of jesus of nazaruth. This christmas i spent none of it at home. I really dont like christmas at home. so my family and i spent it at my moms dads house. Then i went to my dads parents house. We had sparkling wine which isnt real wine its kids drink when the adults have wine. Trust me dont buy strawberry, buy grape.

The shootn range

Growing up as a child, i loved going to the sportsman club. why? Most of the time there were kids i could play with.(some were cute 2) Anything to get away from my bossy sister. I started off with a bee bee gun at the age of 4 and 5. Then at the age of 7 i got my first rifle. Now at the age of 11 i am the expert of experties on the art of knowing how to shoot a pistol. On my dads blog i'm shooting a 357.