You know your from the country when......

You know your from the country when.....

1Your idea of a traffic jam is waiting to get onto Highway #2 at the Shell station.

2You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

3You measure distance in hours, Like 2.5 hours to The Tri-Cities.

4To you, south doesn't mean Florida.

5You know people who have hit deer, moose, or cattle

6Your school classes were cancelled because of the cold, but only when it was -40 or colder, and the schools boiler ran out of coal.

7you have meat at every dinner

8You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
Example "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."

9All the festivals in the area are named after fruits, vegetables,or grain

10You install security lights on your house but leave it unlocked

11You know what "Cow Tipping", and "Garden Raiding" are

12You only own 4 spices salt, pepper, ketchup and Cheese Whiz

13You think everyone from a bigger city is stuck up.

14You get a little claustrophobic when you're in a "big city" you come home and tell the hole town, "their traffic is just awful, you wouldn't believe it."

15your bathroom is 50ft from the house

16you cook on a wood burning stove

17you make homemade "moonshine"

18your doctor told you that you were technologicly challenged

So to all my fellow countrians thank you for speaking weirdly and being so hilarious.